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Welcome to The Nuthouse

Starting at $35.95

Nobody said it better than Clark Griswold -- "When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down the chimney [tonight], he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. Hallelujah, Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

High resolution digitally printed at 720 x 720, aluminum, indoor and outdoor use, waterproof and UV safe. Custom designs and double sided printing available - contact us for details.

  • Name (Top Line)

    Try to limit your name to 15 characters, but no more than 25 characters. If more than 15 characters, we may need to reduce font size, split onto two lines, or edit (with your permission).

    Location/Tag Line (Bottom Line)

    Enter your location/tag line exactly as you want it displayed. Try to limit this to 25 characters or less.

    Email Proof

    If you select Email Proof "YES", we will email you a PDF of your customized sign, and we will NOT process printing until you respond to our proof. If you select "NO", we are not responsible for typos.

  • Corners

    Determines whether you want straight (square) corners or rounded corners. There's no extra charge for rounded corners.

    Hole Punch

    Determines the number and positioning of mounting holes. Any hole punch adds an extra $2.00 to the cost of the sign.

Description

Nobody said it better than Clark Griswold -- "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

High resolution digitally printed at 720 x 720, aluminum, indoor and outdoor use, waterproof and UV safe. Custom designs and double sided printing available - contact us for details.

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Aluminum Sign Sizes

18 x 12, 24 x 18, 36 x 24

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